Nuts about Hazell

+ It's time to nut

It is true, the rest of my peers and I are nuts about Keeley Hazell. Born on September 18, 1986 in London, England, she came out of her mom with natural E-cups. Her ?powerhouse? which I like to call it, propelled her to stardom. But wait a minute; you are probably still mesmerized by the term E-cup that was mentioned. Is such a thing possible? Can a woman have E-cups and be attractive? Gentlemen, Keeley?s Es are no gorilla bosom - droopy and fat. They are round and firm, ready to launch that one hit knock out at any man that lays their eyes on them. It is the true prize, I?d let her ?powerhouse? knock me out any day.

I first came across Keeley in the summer of my senior year of high school through a forum and the thread that was titled Zoo girls. No sickos, it had nothing to do with beastiality. Instead, the Zoo girl models of the English Isle bare their big round, perfect proportion breasts. Such a thing makes a guy drool and become hypnotized. Anyways, I clicked on it and the first photo series I saw was Keeley in a bath tub full of bubbles with her breasts sticking out of the water. I knew it was a good start to my summer! From that day on I introduced Keeley to many of my friends and she was the highlight of my dorm room common room, having multiple posters of her in lingerie. Girls started to think my room was a porn house, but they were just jealous.

Hazell can be seen in many British magazines such as Zoo and Nuts where she wears skimpy outfits and even bare her extraordinary assets. This girl is the perfect 10. She has also done a sextape which many fans are aware of, but considered to be boring. I feel like Keeley Hazell is exclusive to the British men and needs to be shared internationally or introduced here into the States. Someone should give Hugh Hefner a call and nominate this babe because her cups are as natural as it can get. Maybe BP could use Keeley Hazell covered in oil as a spokes model and the United States may forgive them for the oil mishap. The English team could as well used Keeley Hazell on the team during the World Cup to distract rivaling teams. We here at Men Versus are nuts about Hazell and now the world should be too! Here are two videos you guys might enjoy (NSFW!):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/51179/keeley_hazel/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/61660/keeley_hazell_topless_shots/