Mike "The Situation" is a genius. Every time I watch Jersey Shore, I am in awe because of how smooth he is with girls! The Situation is the most entertaining person on the show, no wonder he makes bank. Just a couple of weeks ago, The Situation performed "The Extract", where he separates the hot girl from her "hippo" friend. In the end, The Situation smashes the hot girl as well as delivers other hot girls to his fellow friends Vinny and Pauly D. Definitely one of the most classic moments of this season of Jersey Shore if not the entire series itself!
A Real Situation - MVP realized that the boys had a problem when they brought home two girls for three guys. But things quickly change when a hot chick and her "hippopotamus" friend show up, too. MVP devises a plan to divide and conquer. "Badabing-badaboom" and all three boys wake up with a girl in their bed the next morning after The Situation successfully extracts the hippo. @ Examiner